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Funny_van

40 years · Garstang · North West England

I'm an introvert and when I say I have big plans, it simply means that I'll be sipping some wine on my couch at home, scrolling on my celebrity crush's Instagram profile, and silently thinking of bringing out my trusted dildo. I might even do it if I'm tipsy. What do you think lol, is it possible to work with a girl like me or am I a lost cause hmm?

Region

North West England

City

Garstang

Age

40

Relationship

Single

Height

From 5'11 till 6'3

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